SLAP

SLAP is a company based in Los Angeles, California who offers cheap mercenary services and manufactures firearms and explosives.

Origin
SLAP was founded by Buns, employee of the Corner Store, beyond the knowledge of any of the other employees. The company was founded in order to combat against the constant assaults from the Furniture Store, and to make a little extra dosh on the side.

Notable Members

 * The Patriot. /K/ommando and current leader of the trio.
 * Brandon. Former High school dropout turned science guy.
 * The Amoeba. Really, really sad Sharpshooter who lost his kid.
 * Shmorbo. Angry leatherman and Berzerker.
 * The Olive. ???

Products
SLAP offers a number of weapon models for both military and paramilitary organizations.
 * AK-69. Variant of a Soviet assault rifle.
 * Chambered in 5.56x45mm NATO, includes a picatinny rail, uses NATO magazines, ugly as hell.
 * PK-420. Variant of a Soviet general-purpose machine gun.
 * Chambered in 7.62x51mm NATO, includes a picatinny rail, doesn't look so ugly.
 * The Big Boye .50 AE. Somehow, someway, they cloned the Desert Eagle in a way that won't get them sued.
 * Only comes in .50 AE chambering. Comes with Standard or Longer barrels, in Steel or Bronze finish.
 * The Nut Slapper. Variant to the C96 which exclusively causes pain in the testicles.
 * Chambered in 9x19mm "Big Slappy", comes with a built-in Tac Sac.
 * Proactive Armor. Armor system for vehicles and personnel. Discontinued due to lack of sale.