McCockAndBallTorture

The McDonald's McCockAndBallTorture was a promotional product sold only in Nowhere, Ohio for exactly 48 hours before being discontinued for health reasons.

The Product
The McCockAndBallTorture is an average McRib sandwich with special ingredients. It comes with a side of nuggets or french fries as well as a drink. The McCockAndBallTorture features buns with DSP's face burnt into them, and upon opening the box a little speaker toy plays Mike P's screaming. Upon eating the sandwich, a supernatural force is placed on your bollocks, causing immense pain and breaking your pelvis within seconds. Some people like this for some reason.

In Tabletop
Hastily-thrown-together rules based on the jokes and semi-serious talks around this item.

Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition
Foodstuff, Very Rare

Upon consumption of the sandwich, you receive 2d6 Healing and then suffer 1d6 Magical Bludgeoning damage. This meaty rib sandwich has the face of a cursed man scorched into its bread.

Savage Worlds (SWEX and SWADE)
Upon consuming this mystical ribwich, you immediately recover 1 wound then take 2d6 damage to the legs, ignoring armor. This may incapacitate and kill the consumer.