Coffee Socks

Ol' Coffee Socks, shortened to Coffee Socks, is a mythical figure believed to roam the streets of Casper, Wyoming.

Description
Coffee Socks is said to be an African American male without a shirt or shoes. As such, he's never allowed in shops. He is known to wear a pair of socks, one soaked in Iced Coffee, the other soaked in Caramel Macchiato. When he is near, one can hear a squishing sound of his wet socks hitting the ground.

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Background
Coffee Socks was a Somalian kid adopted by the Amoeba. He had a fairly average childhood since that moment until he was abducted by Karen to be made a hitman for the Furniture Store. The process of training him was mostly ineffective, however, due to his obsession to become a rapper and inability to consider other paths in life. It got to a point where he was considered a lost cause and was let loose in Casper, Wyoming.

The Myth
Coffee Socks was believed to once be an amateur rapper who was obsessed with coffee, socks, enchiladas and his Glock 19. His life changed when a rogue Starbucks employee poured both a Caramel Macchiato and a Trenta Iced Coffee with sugarfree vanilla directly onto his socks, scarring him for life.

Attacks
When any person is within a 5 meter radius of Coffee Socks, whether intentionally or unintentionally, he will be provoked. When he attacks, he looks directly at the individual, undoes his zipper to reveal the barrel of a Glock 19, and fires exactly 5 shots at the target. The target usually dies, and when they do he runs away yelling the Slope Intercept Form.

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