Jack Mayonnaise

Jack Mayonnaise is a professional shit-tier chef turned mayor and slave trader.

Appearance
Nowadays, Jack Mayonnaise is a perfect sphere by all definition. He's always seen in an unwashed chef apron, even in his sleep, though he regularly changes his outfit beneath. He also carries a pair of knives at all times and leaves home with at least 6 jars of mayonnaise.

Slave Trader
Following the fall of America with the Apocalypse, Jack Mayonnaise had been irradiated so hard that he became a Clum host. That combined with the mysterious qualities of the Byeah, he practically became immortal. With this newfound immortality, he ended up with a load of time on his hand. While his abilities as a chef were lethal to humans, he had quite the knack for selling his food despite its horrible qualities. This wouldn't become important until he randomly came across a shipping container full of people. Without a second thought, he decided he could make quick buck on these people. He sold them as slaves to various people, and with the dosh started a forceful kidnapping service to capture more people, which he sold to build up his empire.

King-Mayor
With the overflowing funds he amassed from all the slave trading, Jack decided it'd be a good idea to start his own kingdom-town. So he kinda just bought some land off of the Furniture Store, and thus established the Kingdom-Town of Mayonnaise, Tennessee, making himself the King-Mayor of Mayonnaise. He's the only legal citizen of the place, everyone else is considered his slaves, even those who enter the border by accident. So far, he has amassed over 1000 slaves who work his many farms and mayonnaise factories.

Abilities

 * Lead Belly. Due to eating a lot of raw chicken, this man developed an immunity to salmonella and all those bad things.
 * Over-Overcooking. Somehow, someway, this man able to Pucci his meats. He can cook a brisket so hard that it turns raw somehow.
 * Mayonnaise Creation. He can just make mayonnaise from the palm of his hands out of this air.